We were down in Washington D.C. this weekend for the baby's naming ceremony and damned if I didn't look at that newborn in my lap and immediately decide, "I WANT ONE!" Every instinct in my animal brain kicked in and I wanted nothing more than to get as many of them as I could and raise them all to be successful apex predators that rule over all the other creatures in the jungle.
|This is my biological clock.|
Plus, as my old friend Dean says, "I thought about having a kid, but then decided I wasn't that hungry."
|This is Dean.|