Last night I dreamed that I went to a spawning event with my cat. Fat white seaworms writhed on a beach in the moonlight while I balanced on my stomach on a bar stool and thrust my hands into their silvery mass. The cat may have eaten some.
And there, in the midst of a once-a-year natural event, on a beach glistening with the frantic sex of a million billion seaworms, my only thought was: Fuck, I forgot my camera! How will I post pictures of this on my blog?
The viewer is in your mind with your neuroses delusions. I may have to better cultivate a life outside of my Internethole.