HOW COLD IS IT?
Fuck you, invisible peanut gallery, it's fucking cold is how cold it is. It's recluse cold, as in it's so cold I don't go outside unless I'm scurrying from one warm indoor spot to another. I don't have cheese. I can't leave my apartment to buy cheese.
That's how cold it is. It's no-cheese cold.
I can't believe 8% of the country's population lives in this cold-ass state.