Sunday, January 26, 2014

It's so cold

HOW COLD IS IT?

Fuck you, invisible peanut gallery, it's fucking cold is how cold it is. It's recluse cold, as in it's so cold I don't go outside unless I'm scurrying from one warm indoor spot to another. I don't have cheese. I can't leave my apartment to buy cheese.

That's how cold it is. It's no-cheese cold.

I can't believe 8% of the country's population lives in this cold-ass state.

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